So can I ask - what do you think of my new look? It's in anticipation of Five-Centres moving to a new home. It's all under wraps at the moment, but hopefully when revealed it will be lots of fun.
On another note, there's nothing more annoying to start the day than to watch human Black & Decker Workmate Andrew Castle interviewing young boyband and X Factor could-have-beens JLS. He's so awkward and keen not be seen as a stuffed shirt that he's like your dad at a disco. Quite funny really. That hair has got to go.
I've nothing much to blog about today, except to say that this News of The World thing will run and run. The police have only said they're taking no further action because they're implicated, and David Cameron is backing Andy Coulson because Coulson knows exactly where those bodies are buried. Anyone who worked at Carlton TV in the Nineties will tell you that.
But didn't they pick some odd people to tap: Elle MacPherson: it's vitally important that we don't miss a minute of all that top secret handbag talk, and Lenny Henry, who's probably receiving endless phonecalls about how those Travelodge ads are his finest work in ages. We need to know more! I wonder who else is on the list? Martine McCutcheon? Sue Cook? Emma Watson?
Also, that teacher who by the sounds of it nearly murdered that kid - do you think he just cracked because he'd had enough of the little shit? I bet that's what happened. The child probably goaded him and goaded him, knowing he was powerless to do anything, until the teacher snapped and went for him. The truth will out.
Anyhoo, have nice weekend. We're off to a barbecue, and you know my feelings on those.
