Phrases I loathe

There's nothing worse than hearing people say (or see written down) the silly phrase du decade Oh. My. God. Or OMG or omigod, especially when it's a man. It's so Heat. It really irritates me. Where did this originate - Friends? That show has got a lot to answer for.

Like: 'I am so going to do this'. Another major annoyance.

I'm not fan of 'for my sins' either. Or 'it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it'. People still laugh at this. Have they been locked in a shed for 25 years? It's madness. 'Not!'. Ugh.

I'm moving to a remote Scottish isle where I will be alone and therefore not have to hear anyone speak.