Yes, it's keyword analysis time again, so apart from the inevitable (see title - what is it about this poor woman?), this is what people have been looking for on the net and only found this blog (My comments in brackets):
Richard Shops ad (I'd like to see this myself)
Oh what fun (yes it is!)
David Hepworth Mary Portas (How are these two related?)
Do you know anyone in the Isle of Wight who would give (And there it ends - the plot thickens. Give what??)
Instant Whip (Lots of these)
Dr Hilary tits (Someone should tell them Dr Hilary is a man)
"his ear pierced" (David Essex?)
Caramel Hollyoaks DFS ad (This conjures up all sorts of images)
Madame Nicole the whip (I think I used to work with her)
Leatherette turquoise sofa (It sounds like it should be at home here)
The Les Humphries Singers (Fans do exist)
Birdseye Supermousse (many of these and combinations thereof. I hear there's a revival)
"Like to see my tits" (Er, okay)
Fern Britton + Custard Pie (Is that like Dita Von Teese in a giant Martini glass?)
Pooky Quesnel tits (And to think I was in the same room as her last night. I could have asked her there and then)
"hurry while stocks last" (I agree)
UB40 in your hand (Is that a euphemism as in, shaking hands with the unemployed? *snigger*)
Fiona Phillips tits (And still they come)
"Smokes a pipe" (David Bryant)
Marc Almond nton (I'm sure he's been called some names in his time)
Seagull + Rainbow Cottage (I thought I was the only who knew about this)
and finally...
"Lavender limelight torrents dutch sub" (A complete mystery)
