I cannot believe the amount of hits these two posts on Emma Watson have had. Traffic must have quadrupled. I've had them from as far away as South Korea, Alsaka, Hawaii and just about every other country in the world. I can't believe what I'm seeing, day in day out.
Llubjana arrived on Emma Watson's decolletage, Manly, Queensland arrived on Emma Watson's decolletage, Sao Paulo, Brazil, landed on Emma Watson's decolletage.
Well I hope you're finding it comfortable.
With the controversy those posts have caused, not only here but on bonkers, obsessive teenage Emma Watson message boards - yes I've followed the trail! - you'd think it was a matter of national importance.
To recap, I was standing next to her at the bar at the Empire Awards aftershow party and noticed her snogging some bloke. They were all over each other. No, I can't remember what he looked like. No, I'm not lying.
She might have a boyfriend fans don't know about. It is allowed. She's over 18. She can do what she likes. But what really rankles them is that she's not going out with Rupert Grint or Daniel Radcliffe. Like that's ever going to happen. It's called acting. Who'd be her? It's really quite frightening how some fans behave.
Now she's the face of Chanel. She's a woman. Hermione is all grown up.
Now leave me alone, Emma fans of the world.
NO ONE DIED.
