Monday, June 16, 2008

And Still They Come


I cannot believe the amount of hits these two posts on Emma Watson have had. Traffic must have quadrupled. I've had them from as far away as South Korea, Alsaka, Hawaii and just about every other country in the world. I can't believe what I'm seeing, day in day out.

Llubjana arrived on Emma Watson's decolletage, Manly, Queensland arrived on Emma Watson's decolletage, Sao Paulo, Brazil, landed on Emma Watson's decolletage.

Well I hope you're finding it comfortable.

With the controversy those posts have caused, not only here but on bonkers, obsessive teenage Emma Watson message boards - yes I've followed the trail! - you'd think it was a matter of national importance.

To recap, I was standing next to her at the bar at the Empire Awards aftershow party and noticed her snogging some bloke. They were all over each other. No, I can't remember what he looked like. No, I'm not lying.

She might have a boyfriend fans don't know about. It is allowed. She's over 18. She can do what she likes. But what really rankles them is that she's not going out with Rupert Grint or Daniel Radcliffe. Like that's ever going to happen. It's called acting. Who'd be her? It's really quite frightening how some fans behave.

Now she's the face of Chanel. She's a woman. Hermione is all grown up.

Now leave me alone, Emma fans of the world.

NO ONE DIED.

12 comments:

goodbyetoallfat said...

I think you've actually hit on a ruse to increase blog traffic -- write about some very famous babelicious beauty of the moment.

So all I need to do is write a blog on how I actually don't look anything like Angelina Jolie, Pamela Anderson, Katie Price, etc and I will get loads of "accidental" hits!

Thanks for the tip!

goodbyetoallfat said...

You'll get more .....

During my lunch break I just did a quick browse of Google news to see if there is anything interesting today and found:

http://itn.co.uk/news/f74b3665c23068d12260237e4eb9ac50.html

Five-Centres said...

The face of Chanel. Now she's really grown up. She won't want to go out with Rupert Grint now.

office pest said...

On your traffic feed thingy, sometimes my access is routed (for some reason) via "Bristol, Bristol" which would be jolly appropriate for the kind of content you're offering these days F-C.

Five-Centres said...

Do you think I've become some low-rent porn site, OP?

goodbyetoallfat said...

My computer alleges that I am from Basildon, Essex! How utterly chav-like!

I may have lived in Essex briefly in the early 2000s but I am from the home counties, and an adopted south Londoner by choice.

It's these darned PC World peeps -- they have programmed my PC to think it is from Basildon!

goodbyetoallfat said...

Addendum: I've just seen that today it currently agrees I am from "London, London" as I am at work and obviously this work PC is configured correctly.

It's only when I am at home on the home PC that I become a cyberspace Essex girl.

office pest said...
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office pest said...

Not low rent; perhaps more 1970s 'Titbits' style, suitable for the non-Bistro clientele in the Gentleman's Barbers next door:

http://home.online.no/~frodebye/dana_gillespie/mag_titbits_1974.htm

Now with working link.

Swineshead said...

You've made it worse now - writing 'Emma Watson' in this blog which complains about the traffic generated from your original Emma Watson blog. It's a conundrum trapped in a paradox.

ne said...

yoe just need attention... There are a lot of emma pics from that party but no guy http://ihwmedia.net/thumbnails.php?album=254&page=3

ne said...

also leaving club with her manager http://ihwmedia.net/displayimage.php?album=254&pos=92 and no boy

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