Apart from THAT Chanel advert, thankfully now retired until next Christmas, the search that's most bringing people my way is Lorne Spicer's tits. Thing is, I'm not sure I've ever even mentioned the woman.
It's curious. I don't know if you know of Lorne, but she's the genius behind Boot Sale Challenge and countless other trash or treasure daytime fillers. She's mumsy and jolly - and people want to see her tits. Chacun a son gout, as they say.
Other Google searches bringing endless visitors to FC manor are as follows:
"New Years hooked up shag"
"Winter Woolies peignoir"
"Elaine Paige Christmas blogspot"
"Why was smoking acceptable then and not now?"
"KT Tunstall Christmas In Hawaii"
"BBC Essex snow line"
"Ben Shephard suit"
"Julie Graham sunbathing"
and er, "Christian snow jokes". Do Christians have their own jokes about snow? If you know of one, do tell.
Disappointing to see no mention whatsoever of FC fave Emma Watson, or any part of her anatomy, her boyfriend, her underwear etc.
So let's see what these bring:
"Beat me on the bottom with a Christine Bleakley"
"Rachel Unthank tits"
