I was thinking of having some official F-C T-shirts made up.
They were recently asking for T-shirt slogan suggestions on The Word website, and they were either brown-nosing Mark Ellen and David Hepworth or utterly ridiculous. My suggestions – like everything I say on that blog – were roundly ignored. So I thought, why not do my own?
Of course you'll have to make them up yourself – they’re not real! But if I were to launch a line, these would be the slogans appearing on my T-shirts.
They might make you some new friends, you never know.
Choose from the following:
GREETINGS TO THE LADY MAYORESS
ANNE STORMS OUT AFTER BLAZING ROW
WHAT’S HOT, MARION?
I DIDN’T KNOW I LOVED YOU TIL I SAW YOU ROCK N ROLL
IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
MAJOR BARBARA
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE MAD TO WORK HERE – BUT IT HELPS!!!
CRUMPETS ON THE TROLLEY
I'VE BEEN TO NAM - I KNOW WHAT PAIN IS
SHE BRAKES FOR RAINBOWS
HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN MELLOW?
JOLLY GOOD FUN IN REDCLIFFE GARDENS
MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
OUTSIDE IT’S 1971
