Tonight is the press preview of the Christmas episode of Doctor Who. Kylie won't be there of course, as she's far to odd to attend such a do. Which has got me thinking about her.
When she reinivented herself all those years ago, I thought she was the biggest fox ever to stalk the planet. But now - well she's not really even a woman is she? She's a strange hybrid of doll and cartoon movie icon. It's almost like she's not real. She's certainly not attractive anymore, well not to me anyway. She's become this gay icon, victim and survivor and the 'Kylie' persona has overtaken whatever she once was. Her music's rubbish too.
She looked terrible on The X Factor at the weekend. What was she wearing? Net-covered thunderthighs. I don't mean to be rude, but it was awful. Dannii, with all the work she's had done is also bizarre-looking now. Has Kylie had work done? She must have to look like she does.
Even in overalls as Charlene in Neighbours she was the woman of my dreams. But now she's just plain weird.
THIS JUST IN
So she wasn't at the do last night, but the episode itself, in which she plays a waitress is really good - as is she. Out goes Brand Kylie and in comes normal person. She should stick to acting.
And I had a wee next to Bernard Cribbins.
