Five Centres

I see Strictly Dance Fever with Graham Norton is back soon. Does anyone actually like Graham Norton these days? I've never been a fan, but I could see the appeal when he was on C4. At the end of the day he's pure and simply not a BBC 1 light entertainment figure. It's just not him.

The same goes for the dreadful Davina McCall. Who wants to watch anything she's on? That dismal chat show is dying a death at the moment and her diastrous He's Having A Baby speaks for itself. She should wheeled out once a year for Big Brother and let's leave it at that. And now she's up the duff again we might get our wish.

And let's not forget that neither of these characters would do any publicity for their shows, so no one actually knows their on except the readers of heat and readers of the broadsheets. And neither of these up for early evening chat or some exec's long-held Footloose fantasy.

Have you gathered that this is my hobby horse?