I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, "Are you having me
on?" I said, "Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising
you anything."
I phoned the local builders today, I said to them "Can I have a skip
outside my house?" He said, "I'm not stopping you!"
Are these Tim Vine's?
Thursday, July 26, 2007
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7 comments:
Yes, they are. I bet he's fed-up of having his jokes circulated via e-mail, under Peter Kay's by-line.
PS my faves are:
What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Ten-ish
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
My favourite is:
A woman walked into a pub and said "I'll have a double entendre, please". So the barman gave her one.
What's brown and sticky?
I must know this one but I ca't think of it - the Isle of Wight ferry? No, that's what's brown and comes steaming out of Cowes.
A stick!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
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