People I hate - Part 1

Okay, perhaps hate is a strong word, but the following really get my goat.

Fiona Phillips: Unfunny, cringing GMTV anchoress who fancies herself as a hard-hitting journalist and a bit of a way. Unfortanately for her, she's thick, inane and dull. Actually, I do hate her.

James McAvoy: In love with himself. Minimal talent.

James Nesbitt: Just because you're a twinkly Irishman doesn't mean everyone automatically likes you or thinks you're cool. And you're a one-trick pony. Poor at everything.

Madge from Neighbours: Yes, she was only in Neighbours and has toured the regions in farces with Jim Dunk and Su Pollard, but you'd think she was Vivien Leigh. A croaky-voiced nightmare.

Nick Knowles: Again, fancies himself. Tucked away doing one dull-as-ditchwater DIY show after another. No one's looking at you, Nick. And let's not forget, your rudeness knows no bounds.

Anna Ryder-Richardson: Nearly was is now firmly a has been, and she doesn' t like it one bit. Don't we know who she is? Yes, we do, and we don't like you.

Phil Redmond: Personally responsible for killing off Brookie and everyone knows it. Delusions of grandeur like you wouldn't believe and champagne socialist with a fleet of smart cars, yet somehow manages to convince anyone who cares he's a man of the people with strong beliefs. Ha! Get back to your Cheshire mansion, you git.

Ricky Gervais: Racist, sexist, homophobe - but it's alright because it's Ricky and he's being ironic. Except he's not. All round nasty bit of work.

Peter Kay: Over-inflated opinion of himself. Not funny either.

Part 2 - coming soon