Wednesday, October 24, 2007

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Danny Dyer: The most punchable man alive?

12 comments:

Clair said...

Err...is it a dyed Jack Osbourne? I give up.

Five-Centres said...

It's Danny Dyer!

Clair said...

Oh. Yes, he is a twat. In interviews, he seems to think that swearing every other word = diamond geezer of the first order.

Valentine Suicide said...

I don't know who he is. Should I look him up?

Gwen said...

I haven't a clue who he is either. Am I too old?

Paul said...

I'd say it's a tie between Dyer, Justin Lee Collins, Alan Carr and Russell Brand.

Fuck it. Kill them all. We won't miss them.



Was that a bit extreme?

office pest said...

Yep. A sweaty, sweary, swaggering, lager-blooded, coke-fuelled, football-violence-apologist, smug, professional cockney shit, of the first order.
Did you see his druggie-paranoic sensationalist 'presentation' of Kasabian on C4 in the summer.
What a wankah.
Torture's too good for him, but it's probably the only language he'd understand.

chris said...

I recommend looking on YouTube for the 'Wheel Football Factowwies' parodies of his stupid Bravo hooligan programme. They're satisfyingly good.

A Kitten in a Brandy Glass said...

I'm only vaguely aware of who he is, but if the question is, which is better, Danny Dyer or a kitten, the answer is categorically a kitten.

Five-Centres said...

Oh yes, a kitten wins every time. That's no in question.

Ishouldbeworking said...

I've never heard of this man. Is he a bounder?

Five-Centres said...

And a cad.

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