Yep. A sweaty, sweary, swaggering, lager-blooded, coke-fuelled, football-violence-apologist, smug, professional cockney shit, of the first order. Did you see his druggie-paranoic sensationalist 'presentation' of Kasabian on C4 in the summer. What a wankah. Torture's too good for him, but it's probably the only language he'd understand.
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Err...is it a dyed Jack Osbourne? I give up.
It's Danny Dyer!
Oh. Yes, he is a twat. In interviews, he seems to think that swearing every other word = diamond geezer of the first order.
I don't know who he is. Should I look him up?
I haven't a clue who he is either. Am I too old?
I'd say it's a tie between Dyer, Justin Lee Collins, Alan Carr and Russell Brand.
Fuck it. Kill them all. We won't miss them.
Was that a bit extreme?
Yep. A sweaty, sweary, swaggering, lager-blooded, coke-fuelled, football-violence-apologist, smug, professional cockney shit, of the first order.
Did you see his druggie-paranoic sensationalist 'presentation' of Kasabian on C4 in the summer.
What a wankah.
Torture's too good for him, but it's probably the only language he'd understand.
I recommend looking on YouTube for the 'Wheel Football Factowwies' parodies of his stupid Bravo hooligan programme. They're satisfyingly good.
I'm only vaguely aware of who he is, but if the question is, which is better, Danny Dyer or a kitten, the answer is categorically a kitten.
Oh yes, a kitten wins every time. That's no in question.
I've never heard of this man. Is he a bounder?
And a cad.
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