I was thinking of having some official F-C T-shirts made up.
They were recently asking for T-shirt slogan suggestions on The Word website, and they were either brown-nosing Mark Ellen and David Hepworth or utterly ridiculous. My suggestions – like everything I say on that blog – were roundly ignored. So I thought, why not do my own?
Of course you'll have to make them up yourself – they’re not real! But if I were to launch a line, these would be the slogans appearing on my T-shirts.
They might make you some new friends, you never know.
Choose from the following:
GREETINGS TO THE LADY MAYORESS
ANNE STORMS OUT AFTER BLAZING ROW
WHAT’S HOT, MARION?
I DIDN’T KNOW I LOVED YOU TIL I SAW YOU ROCK N ROLL
IF NOT NOW, WHEN?
MAJOR BARBARA
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE MAD TO WORK HERE – BUT IT HELPS!!!
CRUMPETS ON THE TROLLEY
I'VE BEEN TO NAM - I KNOW WHAT PAIN IS
SHE BRAKES FOR RAINBOWS
HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN MELLOW?
JOLLY GOOD FUN IN REDCLIFFE GARDENS
MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
OUTSIDE IT’S 1971
11 comments:
What about "MY OTHER OUTFIT IS A MILITARY JACKET"? Or "I'M WITH STEWPOT"?
How about...
Give Order Please!
Here Comes Kendo
Southwold Rocks
Embed With Madonna
PS Speaking of Word mag' - you'll find me somewhere on the letters page this month
I've seen you PM. You're a bit of a fixture there.
Thanks for your suggestions both of you. All considered.
I like those, very much.
Mine would probably say "Is that IT?" or "This is IT!" , depending on my mood. Or "Double Scoop with Sprinkles", if I was in another frame of mind altogether.
My current favourite item of clothing is the following:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2528/3743010394_3430b83a34.jpg
What about
CYCLISTS, THEY'RE ASKING FOR IT
given your incredibly unpleasant comment on the Word website
Simon
Don't be so literal, you sanctimonious git.
Why does every Word thread turn into a hand-wringing pit of self-righteousness? Jesus.
Sorry, I'm obviously a bit thick. What did your comment mean then if I can't take it literally.
The sanctimonious git
Read my reply to your comment on the word thread.
I mean the risks they take mean they're asking for trouble. I'm not setting out to kill anyone.
Can I please have: "We're alright We're ALRIGHT!"
Planet M:
The Unmasking of Kendo Nagasaki ?
Kent Walton believes in Mick McManus
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Yah Hoo Hoo Hoo Hooey
Soft on the outside, chewy on the inside (re - for you untraumatized ones - those Softmint jobs advertised by that bouncing white-padded Mr Soft cove back in the 80s)
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