Thursday, July 15, 2010

Pale and Wan


It's official. Gok Wan is the world's most irritating man.

I've suffered through many - Mrs F-C is a fan. She says she thinks Gok is just the sort of person you need to put you at ease and make you feel good about yourself. She may be right, but I think he just tells people what they want to hear. In this day and age when people can't even open a wardrobe without bursting into tears he's a shoo-in for this psychological fashion fix. The whole thing's absurd.

From his hair to his glasses to the horrific outfits he shoehorns people into, his whole persona gets right on my pip. His lexicon, his silly parlance: 'Get those bangers out, girlfriends', 'Auntie Gok is always right', etc., etc. And the way he uses his being gay to define himself - it's cringe-worthy. Note to Gok: We know.

Last night he 'did' a man (cue endless double entendres running throughout). It was interesting, but the man didn't really need doing in the first place. In fact, many men would have killed to be that slim, including me. But not how others see you, is it. Anyway, he and this guy almost came to blows because Gok, though calm, was a bit bossy and quite rude and you could tell he'd rather be dealing with emotionally-damaged fat women from Runcorn.

I do wonder that if once the cameras off he's mocking these poor creatures with his acolytes. I'd hate to think so. I want to know he actually cares deeply about his subjects. But he seems to have an edge.

I have met him, and he was friendly if mildly dismissive, but he was quite new to all this back then and was wide-eyed with wonderment at this showbiz world he'd stumbled into. Not anymore, allegedly.

It's always the way. They start off lovely, then get well-known, start to believe their own hype, won't take no for an answer (if anyone dares say it in the first place), get ghastly and demanding and difficult with an eye on Hollywood and end up doing adverts for yoghurt. They don't know when they're well off. I'm looking at you Martine McCutcheon. There's a lesson for every showbiz wannabe right there.

It's not to late to turn back now, Gok.

6 comments:

Ishouldbeworking said...

His charm is totally lost on me. Strident, shallow, obvious, and with horrible taste in clothes. And I've never understood the supposed link between 'empowerment' and getting your kit off in public (albeit to whoops of phoney and patronising 'approval'.). It's just women (and now some men, it seems) being sold yet another pup.

His very existence depresses the hell out of me.

Cocktails said...

I don't like him, but then again I don't really like these make-over shows at all.

Having said that I have a sad weakness for Mary Portas (even though she strikes me as being a right arrogant cow). Ever met her FC?

Five-Centres said...

No Cocktails, but I find her strangely alluring and I love her show.

Cocktails said...

So do I - even when its about mad DIY shops.

Five-Centres said...

I'm glad you are taking such an interest, anon. Are you my archivist?

Anonymous said...

I hang on your every word.

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